An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
- ― Carlos Ruiz Zafón (via psych-quotes)
The Game of Life.
oh my god
what an interesting way to look at things.
lifes a gamble
and death always wins
because death has nothing to lose
Except for when life doesn’t play fair
#When tumblr gets deep
Remember how Teen Titans had a lesson about Racism without blatantly bringing Cyborg’s Race into it?
if youre not part of the supernatural fandom you might want to reevaluate your life choices
Is this… is this supernatural harlem shake?
That’s Osric in the bodybag, if you were wondering.
and it was hIS DAY OFF BUT HE WANTED TO BE IN IT SO HE DROVE LIKE AN HOUR ON HIS FUCKING DAY OFF TO BE IN A BODY BAG ON THE GROUND I LOVE HIM